The Revenge Body star lays it DOWN.
Ain’t no party like an arts and crafts party!
“2017 is gonna be a good year…”
The season finale of “F**ked” is here!
“Everything is just gonna keep falling over”
“Can I sell my kidney online?”
Sweat pants all day, every day.
You’ll never believe what happens next.
“What if I throw up in her mouth?”
“I think the most important thing is to just be you, because nobody else is.” —Gwen Stefani
“Get out your guitar and play the song you wrote for her…”
“New roommate? Oh. That’s cool, I guess.”
“Oh, I’m sorry… Were you sleeping?”
“By the way… I love vaginas.”
“I have to go to the gym”
“You’re allowed to defecate on someone else’s lawn if their dog has done it to yours.”