“By the way… I love vaginas.”
“I have to go to the gym”
“You’re allowed to defecate on someone else’s lawn if their dog has done it to yours.”
Millie Bobby Brown had never tried Pop Rocks.
Or like, laugh a bajillion times…
“It’s very important to the advertisers that we appeal to a wider audience…”
It’s time for an intervention.
“How many softball players are actually gay?”
When you figure out you hate the same person, then you know it’s meant to be.
You eat that whole pizza, there’s no one around to judge you!
Warning: This video contains sensitive images related to sexual assault.
“And then I realized… I was in the men’s bathroom”
“Quit being such a vagina, dude!”
Because why the hell not?