While googling photos of Leelee Sobieski, Brittany came across one of her playing Joan of Arc. It made her think, Have there been other female knights? She decided she must go to Medieval Times and become one. This is her story:
To really understand what she was getting herself into, she decided to first interview some male knights.
They acknowledged that there were no female knights.
But that doesn't mean that they don't think a woman could do it.
But could Brittany?! I mean, she IS an incredible bowler with great hand-eye coordination.
After changing into something a little more comfortable...
...it was time to train!
She needed to learn how to strike fear into the heart of her opponent with a terrifying battle cry:
At first, she was worried about hurting her opponent…
...but that changed quickly once she started to get into it.
She even got sparks flying!
It was now time for the real thing, and she KILLED it!
Consider this bish knighted.
NOW GO FORTH AND BE WHOEVER YOU WANT, GET KNIGHTED, LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE!