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Famous Dave’s BBQ. It’s a barbecue joint mainly just in the West coast but I am always thinking about it and I would make the drive to just have some of their delicious ribs or a delicious cheeseburger.

Hayley is a bitch and doesn’t deserve this title. I mean seriously she’s constantly shading and hating on other artists and she is always just so negative. She’s a horrible role model. Also her music is terrible. I’ve heard it before and it’s just absolute trash. People that like… Read More

Hell nah I don’t want some weird vegan watermelon ham. Like how fucking high does one have to be to think “ah yes watermelon ham does sound absolutely divine”

I remember this one time I was at Cracker Barrel and I had explosive diarrhea and I remember as soon as I pulled down my pants I farted and there was diarrhea everywhere, I was like 9 at the time and I wasn’t the smartest person ever or the most courteous so I just left it and hoped… Read More

Grapes! I always sneak in a sandwich baggy of grapes in my purse at the theaters because its just easy to eat them and they don’t have that disgusting salty buttery taste that popcorn has.

I really love the Holiday Armadillo. Like to me that never gets old and it makes me laugh every single time! I would’ve much rather had the Holiday Armadillo than Santa Claus as a child!

My friend’s name is America and her mom’s name is Venus. I’ve never heard either of those being used as names before.

“Wait are you fat or pregnant? Because you look like you ate way too much”. Yup I actually said that when I was four years old and I only remember it because it’s absolutely mortifying. I didn’t know any better and I had no filter as a child. Fml.

What musical artists inspire you?

Leapsters. Everytime I ask someone if they remember them they’re like “uh what are you talking about?”. To me they were like the little kid version of the Nintendo DS and I was OBSESSED with my leapster I had so many game cartridges for it and I would spend hours playing it.