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1. A tub of cult-favourite Elizavecca Milky Piggy Carbonated Bubble Clay Mask that'll fizz up to gently massage the gross stuff out of your pores. You'll actually be able to feel the oil leaving your skin, which I'm pretty sure is something that all acne-afflicted people want to experience.
2. A massage roller that'll bust through those tiny, irritating knots. It's great for people who suffer from plantar fasciitis but it can work its magic on pretty much any muscle with a bit of rolling around.
3. An oversized stress ball that's super malleable so you can knead, pull, and fidget with it to your heart's content. It won't tear under the pressure of your nails and it'll always return to its satisfying orb-like shape.
4. A tube of peel-off eyebrow tattoo gel that'll make filling in your brows a total breeze. It’ll tint your hairs for up to three days so you won’t have to repeat the process every morning. Plus, it costs way less than microblading.
5. A trio of textured baking combs that lightly carve into buttercream icing to create patterns. If you want to master the art of crafting beautiful cakes, these will be your new favourite kitchen tools.
6. A small handheld steamer so you'll never have to run out of the house in a wrinkly ensemble. It'll be a lot gentler on your clothes than an iron and will get rid of pleats and wrinkles within minutes.
7. A pair of peach-scented foot peel booties that are made with moisturizing ingredients and will make you shed your dead skin like a snake (equal parts gross and satisfying). Reviewers say they leave their skin baby smooth and callus free.
8. A handy blade brush that'll help you scrub even your sharpest knives without nicking a finger. Thanks to the U-shaped design, you can slip it over the edge of your sink or dish bin for easy storage.
9. A pack of Mr. Clean Magic Eraser sheets that'll help you swipe away stains with ease. They're more flexible than the OG Magic Eraser, meaning you can get them into hard-to-reach places.
10. A flexible hand massager with seven lil' rollerballs that'll help ease your aches and pains. Whether your digits are cramped from typing or your neck is sore from craning over your laptop, this is sure to come in handy.
11. A handy tofu press that'll drain the water out of your plant protein in under 15 minutes (much quicker than the cutting board method). You can also use it as a cheese press if you're in the business of making your own cheddar.
12. A pack of transparent pimple patches that'll suck the gross stuff right out of your zits. Reviewers say they work miracles on cystic acne and love that foundation and concealer glide right over them.
13. A fancy-shmancy fabric shaver that'll remove lint and pilled fabric that's accumulated on your carpet, furniture, clothes, and everything in between. It's about the size of a tennis ball so it won't take up a ton of cupboard space.
14. A cordless Waterpik that's less bulky than the original and waaay more effective than regular floss. It'll use H2O to blast away gross stuff between your teeth and below your gum line, leaving you with a seriously clean mouth. Now you can space out those pricey cleanings at your dentist!
15. A pack of all-natural boot-cleaning cloths that are powerful enough to remove even the toughest stains. They're also great for jackets and handbags so you can go ahead and wipe down your whole wardrobe with 'em.
16. A tub of Groove Goo that'll help you gently peel the dust and debris off your records without scuffing them. It feels like slime so it's super fun to use, too.
17. A memory foam massage mat that'll take you to relaxation station by kneading out your entire bod and keeping you toasty warm. Reviewers say it's their secret weapon for back pain and love that they can customize their massages by using the remote.
18. A pair of silicone grooming gloves that’ll trick your four-legged friend into thinking they're getting a massage when you’re actually de-shedding them. If you want to give your dog a real spa experience, throw them on while you’re giving them a bath.
19. A four-piece set of drill brush heads that'll transform your power tools into cleaning gadgets. From gross grout lines to fingerprint-covered window panes, your built-up dirt and grime will be no match for your new high-powered cleaning tools.
20. A genius bug bite tool that'll suck insect venom, saliva, and other irritants right out of your skin. Reviewers love how easy it is to use and say it works actual miracles on mosquito bites. No more itching for you!
21. A pair of ice globes that'll help you chill the heck out. They'll also de-puff your skin and wake you up in the morning if you need a bit of a boost.
22. A set of pumice stone wands that'll help you scrub away stubborn stains and make your toilet bowl sparkle. You can also use them to buff away dead skin on your feet when you're giving yourself an at-home pedicure (probably save a clean one for that, though).
23. A pair of handy skincare applicators that'll make applying any mask, face cream, or moisturizer a less messy experience. Plus, they'll save you from transferring gross bacteria from your hands to your face (nobody wants that!).
24. A heat-up compression eye mask that'll massage your face, making it great for headaches and eye strain. It has built-in Bluetooth speakers that'll help you block out the outside world so you can really chill out.
25. A tiny earwax-removing tool with a built-in camera that's disgustingly satisfying to use. Reviewers love how gentle yet effective it is and say that it works wonders on impacted wax.
26. A mini power scrubber that's basically an electric toothbrush for all your home cleaning needs. Reviewers say it's great for scrubbing gunk out of grout and tiles, and is even awesome for shining tarnished jewelry.
27. And finally, a mini pet hair detailer that'll get every last bit of fluff of your furniture (even the most stubborn bits that your vacuum can't pick up). Its teeny-tiny size will allow it to get into every nook and cranny so you won't miss any stray pieces.
Do I want all these things, too?
