ajmwm1996

Sarah Gilbert stepped on my foot while crossing the street near Washington Square Park in the mid-90’s. She didn’t apologize. A decade later Hank Azaria and I both stretched out at the same time in the Equinox at Columbus Circle. At that same Equinox I was lifting next to some… Read More

I honestly have a favorite. It’s the child with a personality most like someone I’d choose to be friends with. I have a least favorite too: it’s the child with the personality of someone I’d want to throat punch if I hadn’t birthed them. But I would die to protect any of my children… Read More

These days it’s all about the you-turned-40-moved-to-Stepford-and-had-a-3rd-kid 70....Now if you will excuse me, there’s a table full of children’s leftovers down stairs with my name on it.

With my first birth there was only one nurse there who acted like she gave a damn - a night shift nurse with a thick Irish accent who went hammer and tongs - at a whisper - on the resident who thought she'd open my door at 3 am and yell questions about my pain levels from the doorway.… Read More

I don't eat the evil devil fruit. Those things are nasty- green, yellow, brown - all just nasty.

I really like number three and the bedroom with the squirrel? I'd totally rock that creepy pearl-hoarding freak.

That's what I came here to say.

My son weighed 44 lbs at 24 months old. And people never believed me until they tried to pick him up. I don't know how tall or how heavy Kardashian's kid is. But I'm not gonna judge and assume she's lying about her healthy looking kid. Also, someone somewhere with access to her… Read More

I can't relate to 99% of this list even though my first two were c sections. I was crying tears of anger and frustration with baby number 1 (long story involving a c section happy doctor and threats made against me by her) and was barely aware of what was happening around me and I… Read More

It's a flipping comment on BuzzFeed, not a resumé or professional presentation. You want to be a grammar Nazi, go after the people who get paid to write the listicles and can't handle basic subject-verb agreement.