1secretsquirrel

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1secretsquirrel commented on Anna Kendrick Had The Most Perfect Response To Gigi Hadid Defending Herself Against A Stranger
Her bodyguards are almost as useful as tits on a boar. I hope Gigi jacked that prick in the jaw so hard he shits teeth for a month solid. You run up behind someone and lay hands on him or her, you've earned an ass whoopin'.
9/24/2016
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1secretsquirrel commented on I'm A Bride Whose Hair Is A Jerk, And I Found 3 Hairstyles Even I Couldn't Ruin
The dreaded neck sweats...long hair's kryptonite. Lol
9/22/2016
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1secretsquirrel commented on This Kid Carried A Michael Jordan Cardboard Cutout Around Everywhere For A Month
When I was like six yrs old, I went through a phase where I would only wear black and I carried around a 4ft tall, bright pink inflatable Easter bunny. My family thought it was hysterical and took pics that they made sure to put in the family photo album. My family is also full of…
9/22/2016
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1secretsquirrel commented on People Are Freaking Out Over This List Of Rules A 10-Year-Old Wrote For A Boy Who Liked Her
When my daughter was in third grade, she got off the school bus and asked me how you file harassment charges against someone. I was shocked she even knew what that was. The shock quickly turned to concern, because I assumed an adult was up to something. When I asked her why she wanted…
9/22/2016
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1secretsquirrel commented on 17 Pictures Of Men And Their New iPhones
I don't recall reading anywhere in the article where it said women don't love their phones. Why assume that's the author's position? Also, having an article regarding men being happy about getting something new is not pandering to the patriarchy. It's just having a giggle over something…
9/17/2016
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1secretsquirrel commented on Guys Tried Famous Kylie Jenner Makeup Looks And Looked Like The Scary Clowns From All Your Nightmares
I checked out some how to contouring videos, got all excited about it, and decided to give it a practice run. That lasted right up to the point where I checked out my new contouring kit. I opened that bad boy up and I just looked at it like "Wot? I don't even..." I finally just said…
9/17/2016
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1secretsquirrel commented on How Do Your Opinions About French Desserts Stack Up?
Great. It's 7 am, and I'm craving something sweet. What to do? I mean, I know I should have something healthy for breakfast, but a voice in the back of my mind keeps screaming "Screw it. Get your sweets, girlie" *stands in kitchen, eyeing basket of candy, pretending to actually…
9/17/2016
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1secretsquirrel commented on What People Expect Women To Be Like Vs What They're Actually Like
Dude. Don't forget farting. We also pass gas, toot, crop dust, whatever the hell you wanna call it. And *gasp* sometimes we even laugh about it. As a mother, I'm disappointed that fathers get all the credit for fart jokes. Not to steal their thunder, but I tell a wicked fart joke.…
9/17/2016
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1secretsquirrel commented on Can You Spot The Boner?
I'm a grown ass woman who's pushing 50. I have also been told repeatedly that I have the sense of humor of a 12 yr old boy because I lol at fart jokes. And, as long as I'm being honest, my mind enjoys the occasional jaunt through the gutter. I love dirty jokes. I feel no shame or…
9/17/2016
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1secretsquirrel commented on A Mom Thanked A Girls’ Clothing Store For Making Her Gender-Nonconforming Kid Feel Welcome
I don't get the negative vote. I mean, just check the facts. Happy kids are cute. True. Kids experiencing things that make them more comfortable with who they are is a good thing. True. All children deserve to be happy. Also true. This was a win for a child. Why be all negative about…
9/17/2016
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