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Can You Spot The Boner?

It's hard — choose wisely.

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    Peter
    Richard
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    Richard
    Woody
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    Woody
    Colby
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    Colby
    Lennox
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    Lennox
    Jonas
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    Ollie
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    Ollie
    Rocco
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    John

Can You Spot The Boner?

You got: Nope! He's soft.

John Hancock is his name, no relation to the former president of the Continental Congress. But his hands are free.

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You got: Nope! No erection here.

Colby actually very rarely gets boners. When he does, it's in the privacy of his own home or with his partner.

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You got: No boner!

You would probably think Jonas is looking down at his boner. But nope! He's 100% flaccid. He's just chillin' modeling his new fit. Lookin' good, Jonas.

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You got: He's actually semi-erect.

Close! Lennox is actually semi-erect right now. Don't let the suit fool you — that man is doing everything in his pockets to adjust himself before he's completely hard.

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You got: No boner here!

Nah, Ollie doesn't have anything to hide. No pocket pool being played over here.

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You got: No woody here.

Despite the name, Peter's peter is fast asleep. Crisis averted.

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You got: Nope!

We call him Dick for short. But Richard is too busy laughing thinking about that episode of Martin when Cole tried to present his business plan of Rent ’Em Spoons. Looks like he's hiding his face in NRB (no-reason boner) shame. Wrong! Quite the opposite.

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You got: You found the boner!

Rocco is actually rock solid right now! Look at the stone-cold glare in his eyes. He's practically screaming "don't look below my waist!" Flip it up under your belt buckle, Rocco.

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You got: Nope, completely flaccid peen here.

Don't let the name Woody fool you — he has somehow dodged the morning wood curse for a decade. Tell us your secrets.

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