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    Updated on Oct 25, 2018. Posted on Sep 14, 2016

    What People Expect Women To Be Like Vs What They're Actually Like

    We don't give blow jobs to Magnums.

    1. Expectation: Women eat ice creams like they're giving a sexy blow job.

    Unilever / Magnum

    They find Magnum ice creams particularly erotic. Every woman eats a Magnum like a dick.

    Reality:

    2. Expectation: Women are naturally completely smooth and hairless.

    Gillette

    They don't need to shave, because they have no hair. They buy razors purely to reassure people that even if there was some hair, it would be removed.

    Reality:

    3. Expectation: Women can't understand technology.

    Samsung

    It's just so CONFUSING!!!!!!!!!!!????!!!!!!! All the metal and plastic and whirry bits. Poor women, the 21st century is almost impossible for them.

    Reality:

    Google / Wikipedia

    4. Expectation: Women need special pens.

    Bic

    Women need a comfortable grip adapted to woman hands for comfort, plus *****FASHION COLOURS*****. Don't forget the fashion colours.

    Reality:

    5. Expectation: Period blood is blue.

    P&G

    It's so fresh and clear!

    Reality:

    6. Expectation: Women aren't funny.

    BBC

    That's why you hardly ever see them on the comedy programmes, or doing the comedy gigs.

    Reality:

    TBS / imgur.com

    7. Expectation: Women will crawl half-naked across the desert for a designer handbag.

    Louis Vuitton

    Reality:

    8. Expectation: Women are weak.

    dailymail.co.uk

    So weak. So hopeless. So needy.

    Reality:

    9. Women love to cook in their best sexy underwear.

    Unilever

    "The massive, hot, glistening turkey's ready, darling."

    10. Expectation: All women desperately want to be mothers.

    dailymail.co.uk

    Even if they think they don't want kids, they do. It's a woman's destiny.

    Reality:

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