ate some bad chicken at zaxby’s but thankfully, i only had 6 minutes of work left (THE PAIN WAS SO AWFUL, I WAS COUNTING DOWN THE MINUTES). i leave work but my mom calls and says “meet me at costco *hangs up*”. noooooo!! but my stomach hurts less on the ride there. i order a whole pizza from the food court, walk around a bit to kill 15 minutes, AND THEN. the pain came back. i speed walk to the bathroom and get the 2nd to last stall where i released the kraken upon davy jones’ watery grave. the smell was awful. so awful, that when the maintenance lady walked in, she let out a “WHAT THE FUCK UGHHHHHH” walked out, walked back in and proceeded to spray down the 2 other stalls i’m in between with a nice citrusy air freshener and stomps out. i leave the bathroom and see she’s sort of casually-but-not-really walking in front of it, and i couldn’t make eye contact (there were 2 other ladies in there, bless their souls, but i think she knew it was me lol whoops).