It was genius this evening.

I was beaten and stabbed by some homophobic thugs when I was just walking home from a movie a few years ago. I used to avoid that street corner for years even though it’s just a couple of blocks from my home. I think I’ll go plant a pansy there now.

What an irrelevant hateful dingbat.

What he hell is up with his hair this season? How does Darryl find time to dye it in the Zombe Apocalypse?!

This chick should have been doing her job and listening to the presentation instead of eavesdropping on conversations and taking photos of strangers and trying to publicly shame them on Twitter.  If she was my employee I would have fired her for being more concerned with manufacturing drama than acting professional.

I’m starting to think Buzzfeed is one of the dumbest places on the internet. Is this place just stealth-marketing for the rapidly imploding Republican party?

Still ruins every movie he appears in.

It’s hilarious that the GOP keeps trotting out this moron to rile-up their base. Yes, GOP, an incomprehensible pandering grifter is EXACTLY what you need to broaden your appeal and gain new voters. It is odd to see Buzzfeed falling for her tired old routine however. Surely there aren’t that many idiots working for this website?

I was at the cabin one summer and went into town to see a movie with my Mom. The only thing playing was the Sex in the City movie. I’m gay, she’s cool, it’s a chick flick so I figured it would be ok. 40 minutes later there’s a GIANT STEAMY WET 40 FOOT HIGH SHLONG on the screen and I’m choking on my popcorn.

Um, those are just his lips.