Brokeback Mountain. My dad had a copy as he was a huge Annie Proulx fan. He didn't make much of it, but as a 14yo budding gay bear cub who'd had a pretty sheltered upbringing in rural England the fantasy of two all-American blue collar straight cowboys going at it was impossibly erotic.…Â
We have lamb biryani curry every Christmas Day for dinner. My brother doesn't like turkey, my parents love curries, it just sort of happened. I used to resent it but now Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a biryani!
My god can you GET OVER the price of Freddos? It's not what it cost when you were 7, no. And it's probably a little smaller. But if you're desperate for less chocolate than is appreciable to the naked eye just buy a Dairy Milk and break it into four. Or you know, be an adult and have…Â
One time I was trying to teach my European ex how to say "Water bottle" in a London accent and he just didn't get it. Me: "Wa'er bo'ul". Him: "waddle boddle?" "Wa'er bo'ul" "wall ball?" ?
#1 is a sight impaired person using zoom software. Without it he couldn't use the computer at all. So that would be win rather than facepalm. It's kinda facepalm they included it...
ACTUALLY reading is one of the four acceptable pastimes on the tube, according to TFL:
1. Reading
2. Staring at your phone
3. Looking after a suitcase
4. Looking after a child (apart from in rush hour, when you should deposit your child into the Infant Shuttle, who will then arrive…Â
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