Paul Reubens is returning to the stage and so appeared on Jay Leno in character. He hasn’t done this since 1992! [via The Uniblog]
Sure, “everybody wants to be cool,” but Pee Wee Herman assures you that crack cocaine won’t do the trick. Will dancing like you’re seizuring and wearing a suit three sizes too short do the trick? Whatever the case, it’s probably a lot more pleasant than crack.