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For Everyone Who's Still Afraid Of Large Marge From "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure"

Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!

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But I'll get around to finishing that later.

So to make a long story short, the cool bike gets stolen...

A lot happens to Pee-Wee on the road. He visits the Alamo, rescues animals from a burning pet store, and encounters a lot of interesting people along the way.

Of course you do. Even if you wanted to forget about Large Marge you wouldn't be able to.

Her scene is only two minutes long. Somehow it only took two minutes to utterly destroy your childhood and transform you into the nervous adult you are today.

So Pee-Wee's out hitchhiking in total darkness, right? And not only is it dark, it's foggy too. Things aren't looking so hot for Pee-Wee right now; he's even trying to wave down cars WITHOUT his hilariously large novelty thumb.

He finally manages to wave down this large semi truck — look at that fog. It's bad right? But now he has a ride. Things are starting to look up for Pee-Wee.

And that's when she starts speaking...

"... There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building. And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck..."

Some say Large Marge is still driving that stretch of road to this day.

  1. So what do you think? Is it as horrifying as you remember?

For Everyone Who's Still Afraid Of Large Marge From "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure"

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