Who wouldn’t want to marry a homeless Arabian man?
I love bad bitches — that’s my fucking problem.
All that’s missing is a hot crustacean band.
That’s not what a fork is used for.
They would make terrible best friends.
Are you wearing clams for a bra?
A whole new wooooooorld of Snapchats.
They would make terrible boyfriends.
This movie would be five minutes long if people just listened to him.
“I’ve always wondered how mermaids pee.” Download Whisper for more mermaid secrets.
What’s your best pick-up line?
“Go on and kiss the girl.”
This was the only reason to go to McDonald’s.
Just because someone tells you it’s a “Dinglehopper,” it doesn’t mean you should believe them.
She doesn’t just play a Disney Princess… she is one, too.
You’ll NEVER be able to look at Sleeping Beauty in the same way again.
Ladies and gentlemen, recycling at its finest.
Brb, trying to find my glass slipper.
Now you realize that half these people were self-medicating, depressed misogynists with anger management issues. Sheesh!
Snow White as Wonder Woman is perfect.
With the help of digital enhancement. Done by artist Mike Roshuk.
We all know these ladies are goddesses, but did you know they’re, like, totally royal, too?
ARIEL IS WEARING HER SKIN AS A DRESS. And they call humans barbaric.
Ever wonder what happened to Ariel, Belle, Jasmine and Pocahontas after they said, “happily ever after”? This video from Paint should answer those questions.
Photographer Nicolas Silberfaden shot a sad hero series called “Impersonators.” Check out depressed Indiana Jones, scared Aquaman, and hopeless Ariel.