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Tattoos and their pain level depend on the size of the tattoo, the body part it’s on, the colors (if any), and things like shading, but I always say that however many hours of pain is worth the piece of art you’ll have on you for the rest of your life!

Just last month I tore the masseter muscle in my jaw (the big one that’s really hard to injure) by eating a McDonald’s snack wrap— a chicken finger wrapped with some lettuce and cheese in a tortilla. I thought I had dislocated it, but no I had to go and tear the whole muscle (which… Read More

She ate guacamole at my birthday dinner, after literally just having talked about how allergic I am to avocados, just so she would have a reason to not kiss me. The next morning she broke up with me over text, on my birthday, as I was giving a presentation in class

My ex ate guacamole at my birthday dinner after we had just had a conversation about how I’m allergic to avocados. She asked for extra so she wouldn’t have to kiss me. We were both 20, not 12

When I was little (around 3/4) my brother LOVED to just randomly call me stupid any time he could. And it used to make me BAWL and I would run to my mom no matter what she was doing until she calmed me down (after I came screaming to her while she was mowing the lawn and she ran off… Read More

Also, first semester/year hits most people really hard. College (just like any experience) is never exactly how you imagined it to be, so don’t get down on yourself too much if you find yourself slipping after the first semester.

I’m graduating from college this year, and going through your college career with things like depression and anxiety can be difficult, but not impossible. My biggest piece of advice would be to talk to your professors (briefly, if you’re uncomfortable with going into details) about… Read More

I’m the same!! My joints also randomly dislocate (luckily for me without pain) and they make a horrible clunk when I put them back in place

I also had a lady one time decide that 10 minutes before closing was the BEST time to let her young daughter pick out ~$5000 worth of fairy garden stuff, only bringing me the display items which I then either had to manually look up (since they didn’t have stickers I didn’t have their… Read More

I worked at a gardening center and I had a customer try to return a tree that had been dead for 5 years and that she had bought from the gardening store that the company I worked for had replaced (aka it wasn’t even our tree). I had the receipt thrown in my face (as a high school… Read More