I’m a picky eater but I love to chew up hot Cheetos then swish ice cold water with them in my mouth. I know it’s weird but the spice with the ice cold is just SO good.
The last time I was drunk I bought a Squatty Potty and a taxidermy alligator head on Amazon. I don't know what drunk me was thinking but honestly sober me appreciates it.
# 16 I had something similar happen to me. Had a customer say that he had been calling for an hour trying to order a pizza but couldn't get through, proceeded to cuss and yell. We told him we had not received any calls and maybe he had been dialing the wrong number so he very hotly…
Let me star this off by saying that after having worked in customer service/food service for 8+ years I have learned that the customer is wrong 95% of the time.
One story sticks out to me, though: When I was working as the manager at a pizza shop, we had these hotel owners that would…
#2 though happenes to me every time.
"You want lip?" (Cuz they don't speak very good English)
"No goddamn it I don't need it! I shaved it this morning..."
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