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18 Things All Slightly Gross Couples Have Done At Some Point

So much talking about poo.

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1. Told each other the in-depth details about when you get a dodgy stomach.

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2. Bragged about a particularly great shitting experience.

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3. Encouraged each other to smell a particularly bad fart.

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4. Helped pop each other's spots.

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5. Got stuck right in and removed something from the other one's teeth with your fingers.

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6. Shown each other that random, inch-long hair you have.

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7. Had chats while one of you sits on the toilet and poos.

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8. Checked each other's ears and noses for earwax and bogeys respectively.

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9. And removed stray boogers for each other if need be.

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10. Done an armpit sniff when one of you wants to know if they smell.

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11. And checked each other's breath.

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12. Put your feet in each other's faces to annoy one another.

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13. Burped with reckless abandon, and felt kind of impressed when one of you does a really loud one.

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14. Paused in mid-conversation with your significant other because you needed to do a big fart.

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15. Licked each other in a nonsexual way just to be weird.

16. Picked up and disposed of each other's snotty tissues.

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17. Helped each other remove ingrown hairs.

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18. And texted or phoned each other while on the toilet just so that you can tell them what you're doing.

~true love~.
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~true love~.