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1. In Response to a BuzzFeed Post, By Spam Of God
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This video is just of a crowd outside a Border's in Noblesville, Indiana, shouting “Sign our books!” as Palin's enormous tour bus idles. Apparently, Palin left before signing everyone's copy of her memoir, and people were unhappy about that.
Celebrity Buzz Playboy model Tess Taylor is the sister of Bling Ring member Alexis Neiers, and once posed in a vest the Bling Ring may have ripped off from Rachel Bilson. Taylor's 15 minutes are being stretched from Cyber Girl to reality show to fame via criminal association. It's a classic American story!
Sports Buzz BuzzFeed's 10-person poetry staff has narrowed the results of last Friday's Poetry Battle down to three finalists, but after 72 hours of debate, we're still unable to choose the clear victor. They're all so good! So check out these dramatic readings of the three contenders by your host, Jack Shepherd, and weigh in with your own input. It's a battle: Three poems enter, one poem leave!!!
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http://www.patrickmoberg.com/internet-vices/
In which Twitter is crack, YouTube is tequila, and MySpace is huffing paint.
Here's the menu for Thanksgiving dinner at the Plaza Hotel from 1899, when the roast turkey stuffed with chestnuts was but 75 cents. This puts McDonald's Dollar Menu to shame.
This philosophical poster goes way past the usual dichotomy of pessimism/optimism. I wish there were also an entry for absurdist.
Aw, he's bowing to a—wait a minute…
A new Tumblr that all creative professionals can relate to: A collection of the stupid things the stupid clients have said. It's like Postcards From Yo Momma, but replace the cuteness with crazy-making.
Carmen Electra's leaked sex tape isn't fully online yet, so this is more of a sexy preview than anything else. She (almost) disrobes and (almost) gets nasty. She does apparently love champagne.
Politics Buzz Fidel's dead, peoples. Fidel Castro, long time leader of Cuba, is one dead sunofagun.