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    Updated on Sep 2, 2020. Posted on Dec 15, 2015

    20 Texts That Require No Response

    "Swaghetti and memeballs"

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    1. This terrifying realization about (Super)man's best friend:

    2. This amateur fromagelier looking for some reccomendations:

    3. This pickup artist who's more of a letdown artist:

    4. This level of commitment to the pettiest of insults:

    5. This plaintive call for help:

    6. This stunningly bleak observation on life:

    7. This anatomical impossibility:

    8. This friend with a poor grasp of euphemism:

    9. This parental claim to superhuman powers:

    10. This seafood lover who just won't let it go:

    11. This would-be pickup artist:

    12. This guy, who is either a genius or a poet, or more likely has never used a keyboard before:

    13. This request that they'll both regret later:

    14. This rebuke:

    15. This accidentally spot-on assessment:

    16. This outcome we can all agree was correct:

    17. This piece of information that they maybe should have kept to themselves:

    18. This small but significant typo:

    19. This disturbingly threatening use of dressing:

    20. And this extremely good call:

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