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This terrifying realization about (Super)man's best friend:
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This amateur fromagelier looking for some reccomendations:
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This pickup artist who's more of a letdown artist:
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This level of commitment to the pettiest of insults:
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This plaintive call for help:
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This stunningly bleak observation on life:
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This anatomical impossibility:
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This friend with a poor grasp of euphemism:
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This parental claim to superhuman powers:
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This seafood lover who just won't let it go:
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This would-be pickup artist:
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This guy, who is either a genius or a poet, or more likely has never used a keyboard before:
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This request that they'll both regret later:
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This accidentally spot-on assessment:
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This outcome we can all agree was correct:
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This piece of information that they maybe should have kept to themselves:
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This small but significant typo:
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This disturbingly threatening use of dressing:
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And this extremely good call: