sam brown

When someone likes your name: "oh that's beautiful!" When someone doesn't like your name: "oh, that's...interesting."

i am guilty of the wing thing, there is something about tearing the meat off the bones that I just cant not get over. So i just take the first bites and pass them off to people far more carnivorous than me. I call it teamwork

The saddest moment in Up is when Russell is telling Carl about the things he used to do with his dad and basically describing how he's not around anymore, when Carl says "well why don't you call him" and Russell says "well I try to, but {new wife} says I call and bother him too much".… Read More

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took my 4yr old neice to the grocery store with me. After checking out Im looking at the receipt and frowning. Niece asks me what's wrong. Me: "Nothing, its just the bill was ALOT of money." Neice:" hmmmm do you wish everything in that place only costed $1?" ME: "oh yes, that… Read More

i want to lay underneath my machine and get frosting poured over me like in flash dance

wrong on all counts sir. TuttiFrutti>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buttered Popcorn. forever

Wow. Whatever happened to just being appreciative of the gesture and graceful at the gift? Also edible arrangements are delicious.

outside of texas it has been my unicorn, and I have been laround- maybe I shoulda added "made correctly" because the few times I have had it, it has not been queso- velveeta cheese with a can of rotel stirred in maybe, but real queso- nope!

Im going to see that movie, but mostly for Javier's hair and Fassbender's face.