Are These Jelly Beans Delicious Or Disgusting?

Like biting into a crisp fresh pear.

Like biting into ripe trash.

The closest thing to enjoying a bucket of movie theater popcorn.

The closest thing to jelly bean masochism.

A reliable classic.

A reliable disappointment.

The only thing better than real coconut is a coconut jelly bean.

The only thing worse than a coconut jelly bean is a real coconut.

Top flavor.

Top gag-inducer.

The next best thing to starting your day with a hot cup of coffee.

The next best thing to throwing up in your mouth.

Tastes like a real wild berry: sweet and exciting.

Tastes like a real wild berry: bitter and probably poisonous.

All the flavor with a lot less chewing.

All the flavor with even more cloyingly sweet artificial flavoring.

Looks fun, tastes even funner.

Looks like barf, tastes about the same.

Reminds me of sitting in front of a campfire, singing and watching the stars.

Reminds me of sitting in front of a campfire, singing and hoping for a bear attack to end my misery.

If you like pina coladas, you can't go wrong here.

If you like pina coladas, go get lost in the rain.

Too tasty to resist.

Too spicy to digest.