Recently my husband and I were fishing and he caught one. A girl in a kayak was passing by and we overheard her ask her friend if the fish would get an infection from the hook in its mouth because the water might not be clean.
"On the fifth day, while I was slowly starving/shitting her to death, I noticed something highly unusual: there was a bag sitting by her feet. Did she go shopping for jewelry, I wondered. Did she get a purse?" Hahahahaha
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