1.
This person who's been looking for the right lid since the Kennedy administration:
2.
This person who's never heard of a hyphen:
3.
This woman who somehow kicked her own ass trying to clean the floor:
4.
These kids who spend waaay too much time inside:
5.
This person who's trying to tickle the jewelry out of this box:
6.
This woman who previously thought hammers were made out of cotton:
7.
This woman who can't even get her baked salmon to stay for dinner:
8.
This person who made an accidental pot of spoon soup:
9.
This man who can't even see ink without getting turned on:
10.
This mom who has the worst aim in the history of the world:
11.
This woman who was raised in a land without tables:
12.
This person who can't clean her oven without summoning demons:
13.
This person who never learned the concept of puzzles:
14.
This man who's been plugging in his phone for 12 years:
15.
This woman who can't be trusted around sinks:
16.
This person with extreme lactose intolerance:
17.
This absolute mess of a human:
18.
This guy who hates lettuce:
19.
This woman who just realized she can't read:
20.
This man who lost a fight to a tape measure:
21.
This woman who is having the worst day of her life:
22.
And this person who is a living Sims character:
