1. Bird Feathers
Perhaps she’s just starring in Coachella’s on-site production of Black Swan.
2. Shiny Leggings
Just because they still sell these at American Apparel doesn’t mean anyone should wear them.
4. Zebra Leggings For Men
They almost distract you from those shoes.
5. Wearing A Fanny Pack To Cover Your Junk
If there wasn’t so much wrong going on here, I’d excuse this guy because I am entertained by how stoned he is.
This photo is the ultimate boner killer.
6. Vanessa Hudgens
She is like a classical scholar of bad boho festival style.
8. Aztec Overload
Thanks to music festivals, you can never wear anything Pendleton-inspired again.
The only thing worse than descending into festival style hell is doing it in tandem.
11. Wearing A Tail
Maybe there’s a furries convention down the street.
You didn’t think fratboys could wear togas forever, did you?
13. Lace Crop-Tops
They are just very hard to wear. Even if you have no nipples, like the girl above.
14. Emma Roberts
This is, like, an SNL skit parody of bad festival style.
15. Hula Hoops
Thankfully, these were banned at Coachella, along with guns and knives, but that didn’t stop some people.