1.
See-through maxi dresses with the wrong underthings.
2.
Celebrities who can't move past 2007.
3.
A fringed midriff-exposing tank top-making booth.
4.
Nationalist propaganda.
5.
The belief that tall boots negate the need for pants.
6.
Treating crocheted tops as a form of "clothing."
7.
Thinking that being at a music festival makes you Native American.
8.
Using neon to show that you are a "party."
10.
Shoes worse than cowboy boots or Uggs.
11.
Face paint as a means of bonding with your girlfriend.
12.
Gauzy wraps as an attempt to become more bird-like.
13.
Showcasing your alternative bro-ness by wearing a dress.
14.
Trying to be avant-garde and futurist types with plastic wrapping.
15.
David Hasselhoff as "Witchgaze."