15 Coachella Fashion Disasters

It turns out the state of festival style is actually worse than predicted.

1. See-through maxi dresses with the wrong underthings.

If you don’t have the right slip dress to wear under your see-through maxi dress, don’t wear it at all.

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2. Celebrities who can’t move past 2007.

Even if 2007 was the last year of your cultural relevance, don’t let this happen to you!

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Fergie and Paris Hilton… fallen boho princesses.

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3. A fringed midriff-exposing tank top-making booth.

This actually exists. But no matter how inspired you feel, don’t channel your creativity into a slutty shirt.

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4. Nationalist propaganda.

This is still a serious problem. Betsy Ross is rolling over in her grave right now.

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5. The belief that tall boots negate the need for pants.

But kudos on the water pack! It’s important to stay hydrated.

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6. Treating crocheted tops as a form of “clothing.”

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7. Thinking that being at a music festival makes you Native American.

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Vanessa Hudgens, upon exiting her VIP teepee.

This girl at least brought the best accessory of the entire festival — her own rainbow.

8. Using neon to show that you are a “party.”

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Acid bath, anyone?

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9. Ghost boobs.

They still haunt the festival grounds. Spooky.

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10. Shoes worse than cowboy boots or Uggs.

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11. Face paint as a means of bonding with your girlfriend.

It’s the new makeover! Hopefully no one broke it to them that Animal Collective actually played last year.

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12. Gauzy wraps as an attempt to become more bird-like.

(Drugs probably also help.)

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13. Showcasing your alternative bro-ness by wearing a dress.

They’re less likely to get trampled in the mosh pit during “Pumped Up Kicks.”

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14. Trying to be avant-garde and futurist types with plastic wrapping.

These two festival-goers have bucked the whole neo-hippie trend and are totally ahead of their time. After consulting my Farmers’ Almanac, I predict everyone will be wearing this in 2013.

15. David Hasselhoff as “Witchgaze.”

Sadly, there were no witch house bands performing this year, but the Hoff did a great job representing the genre.

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The Hoff is totally down with the Grave Wave.

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