Treat your woman right or get owned!
And her name is Megan Davies.
The unsub was last seen watching Criminal Minds streaming on Netflix…OH MY GOD IT’S YOU.
We know it can be rough, but you really have to feel it for these guys.
Now you can take a dip at home.
As told by the cast of Portlandia, of course.
Need an excuse to party this June? Luckily there are plenty of weird national holidays to help you out.
It’s totally fine to freak out.
Only a real-life grown-up should call.
Nobody tells it like Louis.
Because how could you possibly find better role models?
Even Willy Wonka couldn’t concoct these insane flavors.
From least scary to the most terrifying.
Wallet? Check. Keys? Check. EpiPen? Oh wait, let me go grab it.
Snapchats don’t last forever. But rejection does.
Wait, is it that time already?
BEWARE: All of these are real.
Since Halloween is just around the corner.