1. No mortal being could rock a golden onesie.
2. I'm pretty sure this is heaven.
3. Nick Minaj's arm tattoo says "Floyd Mayweather is a God".
4. To a god, this is chump change.
5. Well, to be fair, anyone could look like a god next to that hat.
6. Because every god has a proverb to live by.
7. Mere mortals next to Mayweather.
8. Because I'm pretty sure those one of those cars costs more than any of us reading this article.
9. Every god needs a chiseled...personality.
10. Where else would you expect someone on god level to watch their morning cartoons?
11. Horseback riding on the beach at sunset? YUP.
12. But gods get lonely too...
13. ... Sometimes they are just stuck being alone... With themselves... On the cover of a bunch of magazines.
14. Only someone with #GodStatus could pull this outfit off.
15. Do you eat breakfast like this? Because gods do.
16. Do people tattoo your likeness on their skin?
17. For life?????
18. What kind of cake does a god ask for on his birthday? Take a look.
19. Lil Wayne doesn't even try when he's in the presence of Floyd.
20. You'll never have that many watches.
21. He has so much money that it keeps his money occupied.
22. Private helicopter? Check.
23. Who do you sleep with? Four bottles of Cristal? Didn't think so.
24. When your posse includes Snoop D-O-Double G...
25. The President of the United States...
26. And Texas tycoons...
27. It's okay to sleep easy knowing...
That YOU. ARE. A. GOD.
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