Remember the happy times, guys. Malik announced earlier today that he has quit One Direction.
Your inner pop-punk kid wants to know.
Cymru am byth. Wales forever.
They won’t be recruited for the robot war. H/T /r/shittyrobots.
These should all be PUNished for how silly they are. Another bad joke. Please don’t PUNch me.
We are made of starstuff. Tumblr’s body comparative movement is an exquisite and empowering thing.
Mr. Horan/Malik/Payne/Styles/Tomlinson, if you’re nasty.
Hello, grown-up life! Also, the world is ending.
Why can’t Mondays be for sleeping?
Turn time-wasting into life-saving.
Oops! This is your worst category.
All epigrams created by Michael Lipsey.
After all this time? Always.
Have a very scary holiday.