1. Didn't you know the Earth is totally different when seen through a girl's eyes?
2. You thought smiling yellow fish were androgynous? WRONG.
3. Everyone knows regular earplugs are just too rough for women's delicate ears.
4. Thank heavens for this pink-handled hammer! Wouldn't want anyone to know a woman was doing men's work!
5. Who knows what internal damage would be done if someone ate the wrong gender of ham?!
6. I bet that if a girl touched the boy's Bible, her hands would be permanently stained with grease. Who wants that?
7. Because a deer would never be fooled by a woman wearing regular Scent Killer. That's preposterous.
8. Girls? Like cars? But only boys can like that kind of stuff! It's, like, a law or something.
9. "Girl doctor?" Hahaha, surely you jest.
10. Grab the wrong gendered pencil and WHO KNOWS what might happen?!
11. It's the exact same product, but, without the pink package, how would we know to poop like ladies?
12. You'll never see the glue once it's dried, but little girls love that peace of mind, knowing that no one will expect they used gross boy glue.
13. Thought it was just chocolate? Nope! These bunnies have a special ingredient to make boys faster and girls prettier, respectively.
14. Good thing that card says "MAN CARD" in very visible letters on it. Otherwise some poor guy's masculinity might fall into question.
15. Girls be the hero? Hahahahahahahahahaha jokes.
16. It'd be insane to just use the same silver flask, right? I mean, without that glitter, women just wouldn't feel like women!
17. I mean, everyone knows girls like flowers, not sports. You wouldn't want their candy to confuse them.
18. Gender-neutral hangers? Lol, what even are those?
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