1. FUCK THIS SHIT.

For when you really aren't down with homework.
$8 for six pencils.
2. BITCHY OBSERVATIONS.

For writing sarcastic notes to your friends.
$8 for six pencils.
3. OH HELL NO.

For when you're in a (really) bad mood.
$4 for three pencils.
4. I AM MADE OF WIN.

For when you're feeling confident and cool.
$4 for three pencils.
5. I CAME, I SAW, I RIDICULED.

For when you're full of snark.
$8 for six pencils.
6. TREAT YO' SELF!

For when you need a reminder that you're worth it.
$7 for six pencils.
7. I NEED A FUCKING DRINK.

For when it's your last class on a Friday.
$4 for two pencils.
8. QUEEN OF PROCRASTINATION.

For when you know you've got stuff to do but you're not going to do it.
$4.74 for three pencils.
9. I CAN'T ADULT TODAY.

For when you wake up and just know it's going to be a tough-ass day.
$5.75 for three pencils.
10. GOTTA RISK IT TO GET THE BISCUIT.

For when you need a little extra motivation.
$7 for six pencils.
11. WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?

For when your professor assigns something not on the syllabus.
$8 on six pencils.
12. HUSTLE HARD, DARLING.

For when your pencils are lacking that sassy aesthetic.
$10 for six pencils.
13. YOU GOT THIS.

For the morning of your midterms.
$3 for two pencils.
14. EAT CAKE FOR BREAKFAST.

For when your life choices need validation.
$5 for three pencils.
15. YOU ARE FUCKING KILLING IT.

For when you need your own support squad.
$10 for six pencils.
16. IT'S BUSINESS TIME.

For when you sit down to write that final paper.
$7 for six pencils.
17. YAS QUEEN.

For when you know you're killing it.
$6 for five pencils.
18. DON'T BE A DICK.

For when the obnoxious kid in front of you asks to borrow a pencil.
$4 for two pencils.
19. PROFESSIONAL GIVER OF NO FUCKS.

For when someone asks to see your resume.
$8 for six pencils.
20. SNAP IN CASE OF FRUSTRATION.

For when everything is terrible.
$4 for three pencils.