There were three facebook hate groups about me, one girl called my mom on Christmas Eve to do the "Mean Girls" fake pregnancy bit (failed), and one girl put on facebook that I should get hit by a bus. All because one girl's boyfriend liked me more...
Bitches. Be. Crazy.
Actually, 5 paragraph essay is not a bad format to keep in mind when writing... I mean, loosely adapted, of course, but still a fairly useful tool to have in one's arsenal.
The worst (or maybe best?) part about this is that it's satirical and clever but somewhat true. Especially the flakey friend and the frenemy.
Also, what are friends?
Mmmm.
There's a restaurant in New Orleans Square, right by the Pirates ride, that serves AMAZING gumbo out of bread bowls. And, if you're 9 years old and really adorable, they'll give you beads and refills.
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