1. They don't beat around the bush.
4. For heaven's sakes, everyone stop!
5. *Puts on black frame glasses*
6. No Katy Perry fans here.
7. Gettin' jiggy with pop culture.
8. .... Is that really what you want to say?
9. Double entendre.
10. I don't think I want that.
11. Can't find him in the phone book.
12. No arguments here.
14. Yes, but is there unlimited texting?
15. Do not want.
16. This is some Sweeney Todd business here.
17. Do you also treat headaches?
18. Valid question.
20. Throwing shade, level: Church marquee
21. Whoever thought of this was SO proud.
22. That's one way of looking at it.
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