Pineapple isn’t my favorite pizza topping, but it’s pretty damn good with roasted red peppers.

I loved Sims 1 and 2. Making Magic was awesome. Nothing like turning all your neighbors into frogs. That’ll teach em for stealing your newspaper.

Stop trying to make fetch happen.

#8 It is get better! This is going to me my new motto.

#1 Nope. The best way to make me hate any song is to make it my alarm.

The term beautiful, to me, always includes personality. There’s nothing remotely likable about her.

I find that most people “check others out” regardless of their weight, gender or ethnicity. Very rarely does it mean anything.

Love this so much!

“I say the best thing for a guy in a long-term relationship to do is to go see a hooker.”  Why? Everything else said was quite interesting. But to encourage someone in a long standing relationship to go seek out a prostitute? I’d like some elaboration on that one.

Those logging bastards. :’(