This use of the word literal(ly) would probably be best demarcated as the usage of a new literary device (I shall dub it micro-antithesis!!) rather than creating a new definition for a word that clearly means one thing. Then we could use it for other words! Yeaaaaaah my lit nerdishness just literally exploded everywhere.

I made my adult friends who had not experienced the joy of Party Mania as a child play the game. We all agreed that it’s kind of a hilarious exercise in sadism. I do not know why I gave that game away. Tragic mistake!

Man, the six year old freaking out and running around the theater I was at for Rise of the Guardians never would have been able to sit through the Hobbit.

It’s like Gary Busey joined a late 90s Boy Band…

When I was in a baby walker, my parents found me one day with fishfood all over the tray, happily NOM NOMing away.

I love the expression that screams “I am a BA-NA-NA!”

Nah. If I’d keep any of them, it’s Eyepatch Pitt.