she’s so hot. smart and hot. irresistible combination.

ew. none of this looks good. as a veg, the only thing i ever really crave is pepperoni pizza. i know it doesn’t taste that great, but it smells great.

lame buzzfeed. none of this was particularly egregious. i do note, tho, that all of the senators were republican. is this another anti-dem buzzfeed article?

is this bizarro world? i was on the fence about Seth, but the Oscars made me
realise that he’s a complete tosser. no?

Egads. It’s sweaty, from all the touching.

You sound like you think your lifestyle is better than mine.

Dear Chipotle,
Your almost-burritos are a pretty tasty option, mostly.
Thank you for providing vegetarian options. Please consider using organic soybeans. With all my love (as much as one can do, for a semi-burrito),
Ka

You want to feel like The Miz?!  Perhaps you should rethink this whole article. #yourelost

I spent a drunken Halloween dressed like Anjelica, drinking alcohol from a talking Anjelica sippy cup. It said “That’s Boss Anjelica to You!” every time you pushed a little button on the top.  Good times.

who’s holding the camera?