lyssabear

My friend was so shook when Grant Ward turned out to be HYDRA (Agents of SHIELD) that when I watched it he made me FaceTime him. I cried and proceeded to hang up on him. Needless to say, I did not see it coming.

Pizza lunchables and berry flavored Propel with a nap. I once drive ten hours to my sisters after a three bottle of wine night, thanks to this cure.

I had a guy once say that I couldn't be a virgin because of the way I walk. Apparently, girls who've had sex walk differently.

Thanks puberty. It only took 8 years...

The spinach tortellini is amazingly good. It's super inexpensive and you get a couple of meals out of one container. You can put sauce on it, but it's good with just butter and a little Parmesan cheese.

PENS! As a server, I go through so many, and Amazon has amazing deals on the good ones for me (and the not as good ones for people to sign with).

I was always ashamed of being a nerdy bookworm until I read Harry Potter. Hermione Granger was a nerdy bookworm who helped save the day and never pretended otherwise. As a 7 year old girl, that was mind-blowing to me. She made me proud to be a strong, independent, bibliophilic woman.… Read More

My little sisters had given me a bug, so I was having violent diarrhea to start with. I ate some Wendy's chicken fingers that looked funny, but being 10, I just kept on. Worst. Decision. Ever. I proceeded to violently vomit for 48 hours. Every time I puked, I would poop. We were on… Read More

The events between the final battle and "nineteen years later". Did Hermione finish Hogwarts? Probably. Do I want a ton of detail of Harry and Ron making a mess of Auror training? More than Dobby wants socks.

I was watching Family Guy and Stewie's girlfriend wanted him to kill Brian. For some reason, drunk me thought that was the saddest thing ever and I cried for the rest of the episode.