Tell Us About The Worst Time You Had Food Poisoning
*Clings to toilet bowl for dear life*
If you've had it, you know food poisoning is the goddamn worst.
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Maybe you were at a friend's house, when suddenly your stomach gargled and you violently threw up all over their mom's couch.
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Perhaps it was Thanksgiving when dinner rebelled against you, and you turned your grandma's toilet into a shit-stained Jackson Pollock painting.
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Maybe you were betrayed by your fish tacos, and you spent the entire night hugging the toilet bowl while fishy pieces erupted from your mouth.
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Or maybe you got it BAD on your wedding day, and you nearly turned your fancy white dress dirty brown.
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*Raises Hunger Games salute in solidarity* So tell us, what's your food poisoning horror story?
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