THANK YOU. They aren’t the best of both breeds - they’re an unpredictable mutt and this false narrative is the reason that so many end up in shelters. Also, there’s pretty much a 100% chance of supporting a puppy mill or irresponsible BYB if you buy one because reputable breeders…Â
My grandfather's second wife (very much a gold digger...not so smart though because there was no gold to dig, but that's another story for another day...) made something called "Society Surprise." It was green and jiggled, with a fine bleach aftertaste. She didn't eat it. We think…Â
Beethoven’s 9th is Ode to Joy. The 5th is the dramatic music that you hear over fight sequences in movies when people are getting stabbed. Y’all marrying villains ??
I've had insomnia for years and nothing on this list is going to do jack to turn off my brain when I've woken up at 3AM trying to figure out how many students were at Hogwarts
"Married Life" from the movie "Up." It was the first movie that we ever watched. My husband has this song as his alarm clock now so that he can start off each day with a happy memory.
I had a blind date with a friend of a friend. He started off normal, but then he got really drunk, put on a banana costume, and tried to give me a lap dance.
And no, it was not Halloween.
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