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19 Of The Worst Things You Could Say To Someone Who Lives In L.A.

Let's go to Santa Monica on a Saturday!

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1. "Let's go to Grauman's Chinese Theatre and put our hands in the handprints."

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Sure, I love touching the ground where 100,304 other people just left their germs.

2. "Do you wanna go to the In-N-Out on Sunset?"

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Do you want to wait in line for 50 minutes???

3. "Let's take a picture with this guy dressed like Jack Sparrow on Hollywood and Highland."

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That's literally not Jack Sparrow though.

4. "Can you drop me off at LAX at 5 p.m.?"

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I can't take a half-day today.

5. "We should totally try to be contestants on The Price Is Right."

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We should totally not spend 10 hours standing in this sweltering heat for a chance to see not–Bob Barker.

6. "Let's hike to the Hollywood Sign."

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If you don't mind hiking six miles and then climbing a fence, sure.

7. "Let's go to Santa Monica on a Saturday."

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Let's not spend all our money on parking and then find no place to sit on the beach.

8. "I want my picture in front of the LACMA lights."

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You and 3 million other people.

9. "Should we go to Disneyland later today?"

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Yeah, no worries, it's not hours away or anything.

10. "We should go shopping on Rodeo Drive."

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We don't have Richard Gere here to pay our bills.

11. "Let's go to Dash, the Kardashians' store!"

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Let's stay in the apartment and watch Dash Dolls instead.

12. "We HAVE to go see the tree lighting at The Grove."

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I'll wait in the car.

13. "Let's get hot dogs at that Pink place."

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I will literally go to Ralphs and buy you a pack of hot dogs instead.

14. "Can we get a cupcake at the Sprinkles Cupcake ATM?!"

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Sure, can we go to your ATM first??

15. "Let's drive the PCH!"

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Sure, I don't spend enough time in my car!

16. "Is that a celebrity????"

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No, it's just a person wearing a hat.

17. "Can we go to Griffith Observatory for the sunset on Saturday?"

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If you're planning on walking up that hill!

18. "Let's get drinks at Pump and see the reality TV stars!"

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No, because drinks are approximately $75 there.

19. "This tour bus says it will take us past George Clooney's house."

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No it won't.

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