“My entire throat is burning!”
“It’s like toast with psychedelic butter.”
I bring you pasta, into the light.
“He just called him dumbo.”
Guess which one of us has testes?
Mouths are freaking worthless.
This would f****** kill over here.
“The only thing I’ve seen is Breaking Bad but this seriously looks like meth.”
“I prayed to God, please make me better.”
“I don’t even think my dog would eat this.”
Don’t be afraid to tell someone you like them.
I’ll put a dollar in your G-string.
Nothing says love like a breakfast burrito.
You won’t BELIEVE how much some of them have changed.