It’s more clever than you think.
Some are better than expected.
“I was trying to get chicks on AOL.”
“You think I can’t hit it off with women??”
The superhero you never knew you needed.
“He loves me… and I love him.”
“It was wonderful… I never want to do it again.”
“My entire throat is burning!”
“It’s like toast with psychedelic butter.”
I bring you pasta, into the light.
“He just called him dumbo.”
Guess which one of us has testes?
Mouths are freaking worthless.