You won’t BELIEVE how much some of them have changed.
Dolphins have NAMES for each other??
We all love a floating baby head.
Coffee Jelly Frappuccinos???!
“I don’t even own pants.”
“A dreidel is… a giant spoon???” “No… that’s a ladle.”
Delete the devil’s cookies, Jesus!
“I’m never drinking again.”
It’s not you I don’t trust, it’s them.
Sorry, I only drink Ashley Chai.
There are some things in life you just can’t filter.
Your top fits me like a glove!
For an elephant.
“It has the consistency of like, dried foreskin.”