“I prayed to God, please make me better.”
“I don’t even think my dog would eat this.”
Don’t be afraid to tell someone you like them.
I’ll put a dollar in your G-string.
Nothing says love like a breakfast burrito.
You won’t BELIEVE how much some of them have changed.
Dolphins have NAMES for each other??
We all love a floating baby head.
Coffee Jelly Frappuccinos???!
“I don’t even own pants.”
“A dreidel is… a giant spoon???” “No… that’s a ladle.”
Delete the devil’s cookies, Jesus!
“I’m never drinking again.”