Everything hurts and I’m dying.
I think I’ll just go back to college.
We’re all counting on you, new year.
Where the hell is Kostas?
Can I reenact The Terminal starring Tom Hanks and live here forever?
I GET IT, you’re in love. I miss my cat.
Where are the bloomin’ onions?
Because Ashton Kutcher was born in Iowa.
If anything happens, I just hope I find a Wilson.
You know…the guy that reclines his seat DURING take-off.
One time I grew into an adult and it really sucked.
Hail, Hail to Old Purdue!
Crossroads of America, baby.
Wanderlust: the desire to travel. The impulse to go places and discover. The longing for a city that has yet to be explored by your senses. And the need to always be planning your next journey.
Mashed Potatoes are basically vegetables, right?
HOW IS IT 5 P.M. ALREADY?!?
So, what you’re saying is that I can’t take a nap at my desk?
This is nothing like the Real World: San Diego.