1. Your opinion of koalas changed. SOO CUTE? No, they smell like shit and probably shit on you. Also, those claws? No thanks.
2. You now become personally offended if someone mentions Steve Irwin. Don't bring him up. Ever.
3. Your friends and family were EXTREMELY relieved when you returned home still alive after living near giant spiders. They've seen the Animal Planet specials.
4. You have now become the bearer of the worst news EVER...P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney DOESN'T EXIST.
5. At least 5 people have sent you the Men At Work song, "Down Under."
6. You now laugh at the Spring Break stories. One word: SCHOOLIES.
7. You are now having chicken salt withdrawals.
8. You now have a new idea of someone with a sailor's mouth. Australians cuss...A LOT.
9. You're still having nightmares about the amount of adorable kangaroos that are ingested each day.
10. You actually miss goon.
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