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The 16 Stages Of The Stomach Flu

Everything hurts and I'm dying.

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1. Holy crap, did I drink too much last night? Is that my stomach making that noise? I think I’ll just lie down.

2. Oh my god I'm going to be sick.

3. Wow, that was weird. At least I feel better now.

4. Oh god.........it's back.

5. HOW CAN THIS STILL BE HAPPENING?

6. So. Thirsty. I'll drink something. It should be fine.

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7. WHY DID I DRINK THAT?

8. I'm going to die at any second.

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9. Fell asleep hugging the toilet.

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10. Wake up and drink a sip of water. Stomach makes some sort of tribal mating call.

11. Stumble out of bathroom onto couch. Turn TV on and see food commercial. OH GOD.

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12. Vow to never, ever eat the food you threw up again.

13. Have people tell you you're looking extra skinny. "Yeah it's this new diet where I puke up every single thing that enters my stomach. It's super fun."

14. Live off diet of saltines and water for a solid week while slowly becoming addicted to a new Netflix show.

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15. Think to yourself, "Hey that wasn't so bad!"

16. See food that made you sick. Cry yourself to sleep.

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