Channing Tatum And George Clooney Are Starring In A Movie Together And Oh My God

    Farewell, sweet ovaries.

    The new Coen Brothers movie, Hail Caesar, just dropped a trailer that features a dancing Channing Tatum, a kidnapped George Clooney, and Scarlett Johansson as a mermaid.

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    Basically, it's everything we could hope for in a Coen Brothers movie.

    Eddie Mannix (Josh Brolin), the real-life studio executive and producer who lived in the latter years of Hollywood's Golden Age, is at the helm of the new film Hail Caesar.

    And Hail Caesar stars one of the biggest movie stars in the world, Baird Whitlock (George Clooney)

    Unfortunately, Baird is kidnapped by "The Future."

    Baird appears to stay in costume for the entire movie, even post-kidnapping, which is weirdly hot.

    But more important, Tilda Swinton is rocking a solid hat game as Hedda Hopper, the infamous gossip columnist.

    And most important, Channing Tatum dances.

    No, no. He dances.

    And does THIS.

    Hail Caesar opens Feb. 5, 2016.