The 50 Worst Things On The Internet In 2013

Ah, yes, 2013 was a good year. *Swirls internet around in glass* *Inhales* *Sips*

1. “Suddenly…. Fedora”

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2. This tribute to extinct dinosaurs, Paul Walker, Brian Griffin, and Nelson Mandela

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3. This brony’s belief that he is genetically part pony

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4. The self portraits of Ahmed Angel, the most beautiful man in the world

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5. This guy who lost his sister’s college fund left by his dead parents on bitcoin trading

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7. These two killer whales

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8. This engagement announcement on Facebook

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9. This kid’s “Gangnam Style” SpongeBob parody

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10. Mpreg Fawnlock (the characters from BBC’s Sherlock as a fawn and pregnant)

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11. Dinosaur erotic e-books sold on Amazon


In a land before time, Layla hunts for her tribe. The men belittle and threaten her, a woman who hunts like a man, until, desperate, she sets out alone after the most fearsome beast in the world- a T-Rex.
As she hunts the giant predator, a very special T-Rex is hunting her- this T-Rex has psychic powers and a desire for human flesh. Naked and alone, Layla bargains with the beast: her body for her life.
Can Layla accept the beast’s carnal demands? Can her body accommodate its relentless desire? Can she hold to her part of the bargain? Or will she become the T-Rex’s next meal?

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Marga was the Protectress, the city’s leader, charged with defending it against dinosaur attacks. It is her sworn duty to protect her city at all costs, even when a pack of velociraptors attack her and her men at a small, undermanned outpost outside of the city.
The battle is a vicious one, and after a daring maneuver to save a fellow soldier, she finds herself trapped by the pack leader, a powerful male. The creature captures the Protectress and takes her to his cave. Will this raptor make the Protectress his next meal? Or does the beast have different plans for the beautiful warrioress?

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12. This dragon dry-humping a hatchback

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13. A guy walking around Atlanta’s DragonCon in a Cookie Monster suit with a huge dildo sticking out

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14. This transformation

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16. Sensual Shrek nudes

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17. This pro-life meme poster

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18. Paul Walker driving Brian Griffin to heaven

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19. Paul Walker offering Nelson Mandela a ride to heaven

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20. This mpreg (pregnant man) morph of Paul Walker made on the Mpreg forums after his death

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23. This erotic humanoid version of a L’Oréal Kids shampoo bottle

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24. This morph of a woman as a My Little Pony fellating a guy in slacks at a party

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25. This reasoned argument for why having sex with My Little Ponies is OK

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27. This person’s profile description

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28. Shadow, Shrek, and SpongeBob as a happy family

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29. This Homestuck troll making out with Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk

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31. This Photoshop of Michelle Obama

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32. Obama slow dancing at the inaguration with a furry

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33. Pregnant Davey Havoc, the lead singer of AFI

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34. A pick-up artist blogger discovering he has an STD

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35. A men’s rights enthusiast in a flame shirt with a fedora

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36. This Rainbow Dash fedora

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37. A brony who Photoshopped Rainbow Dash as his girlfriend

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38. A guy who brought his My Little Pony plush to his college poetry class

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39. This romantic Photoshop

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40. This redditor who was banned by a local restaurant for leaving bitcoins at a tip

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42. This Edward Snowden fan art

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43. This Photoshop of Fox News’ Megyn Kelly with a shirt but no pants

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44. This teen’s crisis

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45. The clay sculpture of Brian Griffin having sex with Norbert from The Angry Beavers

From the artist’s description:

Brian and Norbert

Like a dog with a bone

A tremendous amount of work went into making this. Very satisfying but never again. You can only do so much with polymer clay, this is by far the most complex model I have ever done.

Cartoon sex is good, especially on my desk.

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46. Sonic getting friendzoned

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47. This woman’s quest

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48. This furry expanding his stomach with Mt Dew

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49. This pole dancer in Uggs dragging her cat out of frame

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Correction: A previous version of this post misidentified Shadow the Hedgehog as Sonic the Hedgehog.

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