1. Dr. Zizmor
2. Robin Byrd
3. Dan Smith (who will teach you guitar)
4. Sandy Kenyon
5. Cat head guy
6. Joe Ades
7. The couple from the Grand Prospect Hall commercial
8. Cat Greenleaf of Talk Stoop
9. The 1-800-ENGLISH girl
10. The Naked Cowboy
11. Jim Power, the Mosaic Man
12. The "It's showtime!" subway dance troupes
13. The Quarter Guy
14. Pat Kiernan
15. Jimmy McMillan
16. The Bedford Avenue Mystic
17. The Carmel taxi ad girl
18. Jimmy Webb
19. Mike Francesa
20. Reverend Billy
21. Andre J
22. Moire Johnston
23. Curtis Sliwa
24. Elegant Elliot Offen
25. The voice of Major World Auto Center
26. Johnny Votta, the NYU timekeeper
27. Wendell the Garbage Man
28. Roscoe the Bedbug Dog
29. De La Vega
30. Funkmaster Flex
31. This crazy guy who yells a lot in midtown
Correction: A previous version of this post stated Jimmy Webb was the store owner instead of manager.