Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap.
Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap.
You got: Functional Introvert
You’re definitely an introvert, but you know how to deal with being out of your element with grace. Sure, you don’t enjoy small talk or parties, but you’re willing to put up with those things to get through life without much fuss. After all, you hate being the center of attention.
You got: Woodstock & Snoopy
Your pet is your sidekick and best pal. You guys speak a language that only the two of you understand. Whether you’re ping pong partners, root beer drinking buddies, or learning how to fly—the two of you are always by each other’s side.
And guess who gave them weapons and trained them?
Because california is in a epic drought.
Blame the asians. Lol
Y’all gonna need guns when martial law is declared in america.
You got: Pizza
You should hook up with pizza. Everybody knows you and pizza belong together. The way you look at pizza — it’s just VERY clear you feel strongly about it and should not hold back any longer. Just go for it.
Nothing works. Sorry. But if it’ll make you more self confident, more power to you.
14 is the truth. Narcissistic idjuts.
You got: Chicago-Style Deep Dish
You are a great pizza friend, like the type who will help you move a couch up three flights of stairs. You also probably have a great laugh and can drink your friends under the table.
I slept through it but felt it. Didn’t wake me up.
Cheap bastard couldn’t even write a check. Smh
Can buzzfeed please post a block feature? I could give a rats ass about that bearding porn star. Smh
My brother was like that.
The evil empire.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Faker than plastic.
Squirrels are like mice. They’re cute until they become a problem.
Living alone is bliss. Everything is on you. Nobody to blame. Own up to it.
You got: Blue
You have a natural skill for communication, which may manifest in an aptitude for politics, acting, or just writing really good emails to your friends. You often play the role of peacemaker and are good at assessing the ways in which various personalities approach and understand any given issue. You may take on more than you can reasonably handle — one of very few threats to your generally calm and collected state of mind.
Srsly, who likes soggy fries? Does not compute.
You got: Too Cool
You’re too cool. Yes, there is such a thing. People start to get jealous of you.
People need to quit wasting water. California is in a severe drought. Smh
Damn onions again.
That cat needs to get a job.
You got: O Brother, Where Art Thou?
You are anything but a man (or woman) of constant sorrow and you are willing to do anything for your family and close friends. Loyalty is one of your best qualities and you don’t mind breaking the rules from time to time. People love your spontaneity and thirst for adventure. Just steer clear of the law.
Obviously you never had the bounce in your step after a night of shaggin’.
I haven’t eaten mcembryo’s in forevah.
Metrosexual making a come back. Death to hipsters!
I’d rather use my hand. ‘Nuff said