1. Expectation: You can be naked all the time and it will be so liberating.
Reality: It turns out being naked all the time is just cold and dangerous.
2. Expectation: No one will tempt you into ruining your carb-free summer.
Reality: No one is there to stop you from eating a whole tub of ice cream by yourself.
3. Expectation: You get to pick whatever you want to watch on TV.
FINALLY you can get around to watching all those intelligent, subversive films you’ve been meaning to see for years.
Reality: You just end up watching the same reruns of America’s Next Top Model over and over again.
Reality: You never have to shower.
5. Expectation: The washing machine is always going to be free.
You’ll never run out of pants again!