Sleep easy inside a pizza sleeping bag.
These cats understand your struggle.
The modern nightclub has nothing on the ancient British tradition of the public house.
Nothing hits the spot like a bit of Chicken Cottaging. NSFW if your work bans cartoon boobs.
What noise your Oyster card made was a clear giveaway of your real age.
“Yes, please take my money so I can hang out in this noisy, sweaty room full of strangers.”
Whoever you get, you’re going to have a laugh.
It’s her Insta and she does what she wants.
Be thankful this time is over.
“Oh look I’m the first here…again.”
“Let me just take a small break to try on 15 pairs of shoes I’ll never buy.”
Drinking from red cups vs drinking in parks.
“If we’re still single when we’re both 39, can we have babies together?”
Let’s go down the rabbit hole.
Are you a dream to live with? Or are you a living nightmare?
A selfie is worth a thousand words.
If it was up to you all parties would start at six and be over by ten.
Do you knit ironically, or because it’s an enjoyable pastime that also saves you money when it comes to presents for the children?