Being a good BFF is a full-time job.
These cats know how you’re feeling right meow.
You can’t hide your weird from your housemate.
You learn all the pubs that will serve you when you’re underage, then never go back to them the minute you turn 18.
There’s nothing that can’t be fixed with bacon.
Hate other people? These t-shirts will help you repel them. Forever.
You can have beautiful, garlicky breath whenever you want.
Discarded empty packets haunt you wherever you go.
Do you want the last laugh?
Our boobs went on an adventure so yours don’t have to.
“Look, Mum, I spent money on something that wasn’t booze, clothes, or food.”
Hint that you’re a fan of the feline.
You need to turn them into a lil’ bunny rabbit.
Are you like can’t-stand drunk? Or just little-bit-wobbly drunk?
There needs to be a way of calling back emails sent to the wrong person.
They should have given us some mock bills to pay in school.
Your mum doesn’t organise your playdates anymore.