Live life to the full brief.
“Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid god, who creates a world which is so full of injustice and pain?”
After a while we all stop trying really.
“Sorry, I can’t come out tonight, I’m hanging out with my mum… I mean, doing something super cool.”
This conversation contains absolutely no lies or sweeping generalisations. Sorry Peckham.
Does your cat take pleasure in destroying your possessions? Then they definitely hate you.
True love exists and Tumblr has all the proof you need.
Do you own a wine decanter? That is the burning question.
Making sure you look glam right from head to toe.
Who are the evil monsters who put empty bottles back in the fridge?
Humans, we’ve had our time. It’s time to surrender to the purple frog.
This is an entirely scientific conversation. Sorry, Stephanie.
Living that elasticated waist lifestyle.
These questions are actually meant for 12 year olds but you won’t believe it. All questions taken from the 2014 junior maths challenge paper.
The coolest girls hung out in the common room.
OK, it’s three minutes past – where is this bitch?
You should get an honorary degree in blocking out the haters.