Are you a straight A* student, or did you get F U C all?
What happens when three polite drivers all arrive at a mini-roundabout at exactly the same time?
Because cats have problems too.
Mainly bitching and eating.
You’re not sure how your housemates would survive without you.
The clothes may be second-hand, but they’re first in your heart.
You are not a third wheel, you are a majestic unicycle.
The struggle is real. H/T mildlyinfuriating.
Cats just don’t appreciate what a wonderful world we live in.
Liquid eyeliner is your best friend, and your worst enemy.
No one thinks you do any work.
Is it still called revising when you never learnt it in the first place?
Because lesbian sex in porn is just weird.
This is where the good goes.
Did you learn in Liverpool? Or study in Sheffield?
Alle hohen Schuhe sind Folterinstrumente und wer was anderes behauptet lügt.
Keine Ahnung, wie Du das siehst…
All heels hurt and anyone who says otherwise must be lying.