And owl owl owl always love you.
Welcome to grown-up land!
Who wouldn’t want a job where they get called all the insults under the sun every day?
It’s literally a sleepover everyday.
Who will you marry? How many babies will you have? When will you die? And, most important, how many dogs will you have?
Autumn clothes > summer clothes.
If nothing else you will have learned exactly how to annoy them.
You’re not a pessimist and you’re not an optimist, you’re just perfectly in the middle.
Are you more or a fresher or a freshman?
Are you going to be king of Kavos or go home early with an STI?
Look totally badass, for a bit.
Girl power is the world’s most dangerous weapon.
“You can’t wear plaid and a beanie, because I’m wearing plaid and a beanie.”
There is no one better to explore the world with, or sit on a beach eating ice cream for a week with.
The quadratic equation is counted as a basic life skill, but how to leave group messages isn’t?
Sleep easy inside a pizza sleeping bag.
These cats understand your struggle.
The modern nightclub has nothing on the ancient British tradition of the public house.