The firsts you don’t celebrate are sometimes the most important.
Getting hay out of your clothes is the literal worst.
Friends that pee together, stay together.
More like GAL-PAL-entine’s Day, amirite?
You’re 75% sure they would kill you if they thought they could.
It’s not serious until your periods sync.
It’s sometimes difficult to know whether you’re more horny or hungry.
How does “I’m never drinking again” turn into “one more can’t hurt” so quickly?
Because sometimes reassurance is more important than the truth.
How do you feel about the other side of the river?
Quaddies are the greatest cocktail on earth.
We deal with A LOT of poo.
People have sex in their beds for a reason.
Hug? Hug and roll? Or just roll?
There is no such thing as one drink.
If you haven’t peed together it isn’t real.
We’ve got A LOT better at makeup in the last 10 years.
It’s all about setting the scene.
Ask a stupid person and you’ll get a stupid answer.