Would Zayn Malik Slyther-in, would Channing Tatum open your Gryffin-door, or would Oprah Huffle-your-puff?
We don’t own cats, the cats own us.
Which decade was it when Justin and Britney wore ~that~ outfit?
We aren’t bending our knees to look sexy — we’re doing it so we fit in the photo.
You will never ever know if everyone around you just heard you let rip. Maybe that’s a blessing.
Your second self deserves a first class name.
How much do you really nap? Are you napping right now?
La mode est un cycle, un cycle où toutes vos fringues horribles reviennent un jour ou l’autre à la mode.
Fashion is a circle, and just when you throw out all your horrible clothes they come back into style.
I literally woke up like this.
You make yourself look like a queen, only to look like a sweaty pig two hours later.
You have basically morphed into sassy pink jumper lady.
Braids are not just for school girls, they are for cool girls.
Thank you for making bushy brows cool Cara.
There are too many embarrassing stories to choose from. And you’re not afraid to use them.
“You know wearing make-up every day is really bad for your skin?” You know you’re actually extremely annoying?
Why would you want to save a life and gain a new best friend? It just doesn’t make sense.
Though maybe it would be quite nice with garlic butter…
I’ll just click on the little heart. That NEVER leads to me spending way more money than I meant to.