You are always in a heating war.
Are you more artisan cauliflower base pizza? Or 2am pizza from the freezer?
Are you an open book or a locked treasure chest?
Are you a contouring-and-strobing kind of person? Or a just-roll-out-of-bed kind of person?
Worrying is your specialist subject.
All sandwiches should last forever.
Do you hide away in a little ball, or open up and face the stars?
Very important stuff happens.
You can count down the days to retirement on this cute dinosaur memo pad!
There is no such thing as too close.
Listen to your happy voice.
“What do you mean you can’t remember the name of the guy I got with when we went salsa dancing in 2007?!”
Do you know where the next Dalston is?
Everyone knows that Blue WKD isn’t just blue on the way in.
Ugly selfies > pretty selfies.
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Hint: Not a lot of leaving the house.
Everyone in Durham knows it was the second-worst nightclub in Europe, but the first one burnt down.
Sandra doesn’t actually have that many Pot Noodles. She uses a Pot Noodle container as a cup.