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That’s what I’ve been saying. I’m an “older” Millennial, and most of my friends have kids well under 10. Even Tina Fey herself had her first kid at, like, 38. So, would she have taken her then 2 year old to see it? Lmao

She really exudes so much “Ariel” energy, even in real life. Pretty excited for this.

It takes me hours to finish a soda. As in, if I get a bottle of Coke, I’ll carry it around with me, sipping it for the rest of the day. I didn’t find out it was weird until my husband kept either drinking my sodas or putting them in the fridge, thinking I was a done with it and just… Read More

1.) The American Girl characters are 9-10 years old. 2.) This entire meme is supposed to be a satire/sarcastic.

@yuk_or_yum Also, you sound like you’re real fun at parties. And THIS is why I prefer McSweeneys.

@yuk_or_yum If it’s not obvious, I was referring to myself in that post. Tongue-in-cheek.

We need an American Girl Doll who wished she lived in “historic times” after reading all the OG American Girl books in the 90’s. Then, 9/11 hits, and twenty years, two recessions, a worldwide pandemic, and an insurrection later; she comes to regret romanticizing such things when she… Read More

There’s a prequel to it coming out soon! That book wrecked me, but I NEED the prequel NOW 😂

Was about to say the same thing. Also, pretty sure the mom was a suffragette.

I was misdiagnosed with ADHD rather than Autism. This was in spite of me “stimming” by flapping my hands, (a tell-tale symptom), back when I was little. It is not uncommon for women to have to self-diagnose their Autism and then find a doctor to confirm; seeing how even to this day… Read More